Talking in (small) sentences

First clip, “Read the book”.

Second clip, “Eat the food (yum, yum)!

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Why Des Moines is awesome…

Headlines like this in the local paper:

Brassieres disappear from Victoria’s Secret

REGISTER STAFF REPORTS

Fifty brassieres have been stolen from Victoria’s Secret at Merle Hay Mall in Des Moines.

Des Moines police list no suspects in the undergarment theft, which occurred sometime between 10 a.m. Saturday and noon Monday.

The bras were various sizes and colors. Police listed an estimated value of $2,000.

Meanwhile, a store spokesman for Walgreens at 1330 E. University Ave. reported a bold theft of a toothbrush. A police report said a man entered the store about 5 p.m. and went straight to the aisle with electric toothbrushes.

He grabbed a toothbrush and ran out the door to a white car with a get-away driver. Other Walgreens stores in the area were notified in case the thief tried to return it for cash at another store, police said.

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Wow…crime wave!