In honor of the summer vacation and the untimely passing of John Hughes, I present…
Motorcycle Cop: I had a pooch like this when I was a kid.
[both Clark and the motorcycle cop sorrowfully look at the empty road behind them]
Motorcycle Cop: Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.
Motorcycle Cop: Tough little mutt…
National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
There are literally a hundred other quotes in this movie that are awesome (and I have most of it memorized), so it was a hard choice!